Ryan Burkman BIO:
Our creator, Ryan Burkman , was born on November 23, 1951. He is currently living in Happersneck, New Hampshire with his 5 daughters, a goat, and his llama named Larry. Growing up with no arms was hard for young Ryan but he pulled through. In the summer of 1972 he surgically attached cardboard arms in place of his stubs.Though devoted to this site, Ryan also has a low-income job working as a Wendy's fry cook. In Ryan's free time he enjoys kicking newborn puppies, licking lead paint on walls, and even occasionally sticking his finger on the grill at Wendy's. Pictured below is his Summer house on the beaches of Mexico City.He is currently writing a book called "Setting up land mines for dummies" and is expected to be released the fall of 2013. His other book" adding and subtracting for dummies", was an instant classic.
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